The population of earth is exploding like never before and we need to control the birth rate, condoms are the most feasible way to do so. However, many people are unaware of the existence of condoms in backward parts of the world and many others don’t prefer using condoms even after knowing they must. Condom companies are coming forward with crazy ideas, though strange these weird condom flavours are doing their job in attracting people to use protection during sex.
I am brutally being honest, I wanna try these strangely flavoured condoms at least once in my lifetime. The very existence of these condoms is making me lose my sh*t.
5 Weirdest condom flavours to try if you are bored with the usual ones like strawberry and chocolate.
Garlic flavoured condoms
Garlic is good for health, no denying that. But garlic during sex is haunting. The stunk might help in pushing the sex to another level. I am waiting for somebody to come up with ginger flavoured condoms.
Bacon flavoured condoms
Gotta be careful with this one. With the right temptations, the condom flavour might entice the one giving head to bite it off.
Whiskey flavoured condoms
A paradise for alcoholics who love the taste of whiskey. I am sure there are other varieties as well: Vodka, Rum, Beer and Gin.
Weed flavoured condoms
Does weed have flavour? I am not an expert here but this helps in literally taking sex to a greater HIGH. If you know what I mean. Wink, wink.
Chicken tikka masala flavoured condoms
This is the highest peak humans have ever reached. Chicken tikka masala is an extraordinary dish and people have somehow managed to add it to sexual experience. I recommend dipping the tikka in mint chutney before having it.
As a responsible human being, I recommend you to have safer sex, use condoms and help the world control the population. If you can’t afford another child, use these bizarre flavoured condoms and don’t let your sperms get in there.
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