Let’s just say all 6 of the main Avengers decided to open a school to teach the children. I know that’s never gonna happen, but thinking it hypothetically, it would be cool. The technology and advancement in the Marvel Cinematic Universe are way forward and can make school life interesting. All the pupil in classrooms might get to use Stark Industries’ holograms to learn almost everything.
I have looked at the abilities and knowledge each Avenger has and came to a conclusion of what subjects fit perfect for every superhero.
Bruce Banner(Hulk) – Science Teacher
Competition for Science teacher was high between Tony and Bruce. I decided to give it to Bruce Banner because in the comics, there are a lot of instances where Tony was left out beaten by Bruce in the field of science. Tony has all the tech he needs to be a cool weapon scientist, but Bruce Banner is considered to be one of the top scientists in the whole world.
Tony Stark(Iron Man) – Math Teacher
As the job for science teacher is taken, Tony deserves to be a Math teacher. He is good at math and its seen across all the movies. To be a weapon scientist, one’s gotta be pretty good at numbers. All the armours he makes for himself is impressive. Even in Avengers: Endgame, he was able to create a time machine or whatever it is called using Quantum Realm theory, might have involved a lot of physics and maths. Tony will turn out to be the coolest teacher in school.
Steve Rogers(Captain America) – History Teacher
The man who fought in World War 2 against the Germans is definitely the right pick to teach history. Steve slept for 70 years and that’s his only blind spot missing all the cold war between The United States of America and Russia, good for him that he went back in time and spent a good time with Peggy, he has all the necessary qualities to be a history teacher sharing his own stories with students in the classroom.
Thor(God of Thunder) – Mythology Teacher
Mythology taught by God himself is hardly believable, but nothing in this article is actually believable, so let’s get on which it. Thor is the oldest living Avenger and continues to live in Marvel Phase 4, he is getting a fourth film too called Thor: Love and Thunder. having lived for thousands of years, Thor might have heard a lot of stories and also been a part of a lot of stories. The whole curriculum for Norse Mythology will be sorted.
Natasha Romanoff(Black Widow) & Clint Barton(Hawkeye) – Physical Education Teachers
All the jumping, climbing, punching and shooting Natasha does is incredible. From the time we saw in Iron Man 2 to Black Widow in MCU, she has been such a good fighter making her good at being PE Teacher. Black Widow knows martial arts too, teaching self-defence is what she must do in school. She is a highly dangerous assassin too, a little threat to students but she is a good person, I will trust her for that.
Clint Barton aka Hawkeye is mistaken to be only good at bow and arrow, you got it wrong if you think the same. In Avengers: Endgame did you look at Clint using a sword in Japan, that scene is damn violent. He is a good fighter and as good as Natasha at stunts. When he turns into Ronin, which he did in Endgame all his training comes live.
These are the six Avengers who make a perfect school. Are we missing something? Who’s going to be the principal of the school?
Well, we have the right person.
Nick Fury – Principal
yes, Nick Fury is not an Avenger, yet he is the one who came up with The Avengers Initiative. He has to be given credit for that. In a hypothetical world. if all of these people did not turn out to be Avengers and instead became teachers, Nick Fury would have recruited all of them in his school. Phil Coulson will be the vice-principal for sure.